NRA demands armed guards in all schools, says school shootings are everyone’s fault but theirs

OK.

The NRA says we must put armed guards in all nursery schools, elementaries, middle schools, and high school campuses.

They fail to point out that there were two armed guards at Columbine.

Two is not enough. And clearly they were outgunned. They should have had rocket launchers and perhaps an armored personnel carrier.

Maybe we need to bivouac the army in our schools in order to protect our children from ourselves — since we, as a nation, appear incapable of reining in the gun psychos and paranoiacs (like Adam Lansa’s end-o-times-obsessed mother who stockpiled all those weapons despite the presence of her deeply troubled son).

This is all so silly. And backwards.

The NRA is behind the times — and clearly addressing the trade needs of the gun makers who pump money into NRA coffers as though they believed all that eye-of-the-needle stuff from Matthew 19:24.

No. We don’t need guards with simple firearms.

We need a circling air force of heavily armed drones hovering over every school in the U.S.

Target sighted.

Teenager neutralized.